One way trip to Oblivion

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Just for fun :P

On a rather lackluster day during a long time traveling, you hear what appears to be a royal procession appear. You turn around to see a multitude of slaves of different races carrying a huge litter made of stone and copper shaped like a dragon head. A short figure in an oversize red cloak pops out of the dragon’s moth and quickly extends his hand, which projects a loud thunder clap. Then he shouts, “My liege ssssssseeksssssss the one known assssssss Doctor Atlantassssssss!”

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Tsynne: slightly impressed by the thunder Nice trick there. would be more intimidating if ya grew a few feet!

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The figure responds, “Lissssten, if I wanted to talk to a bitch I’d buy a dogsssssss.”

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Ombre: … OH DEAR GOD. Facepalm This is not happening… not again. He was enough trouble before… why does he have to show up again…

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Tsynne: laughs loudly for a bit oh, my friend, you’ve made a bad move… turns to group and whispers If we have to kill him, i want to make it slow and painful…

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Tsynne: so, Ombre…. who the hell’s this guy? you know him from somewhere?

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Ombre: … It’s a long story… I’ll just say this one thing about how I know this guy… and that’s moonshine… Is rubbing her forehead

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Tsynne: Moonshine?… What happened a-… On second thought, I’ll ask later. Just tell me when I should put the bolt between his eyes.

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Atlanta: Greeting the kobold with much enthusiasm, especially as the day as been a bit too lackluster for Doc Well, hello there old friend, might I ask what it is you need of me this time? I do recall fully repaying for my folly back in Moonshine, so I would like to see what need you have for me this time.

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You hear from the litter a familiar voice shouting “He’sssssss heresssss?!?!” Then a procession of trumpets play. A kobold in a flowing yellow robe and a large copper crown emerges from the dragon’s mouth, with several servants escorting him. He approaches the Doc and says, “Doctor Atlantassssss! I want to challenge youssss to a duelssssss!”

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Atlanta: A duel? Quite an interesting proposal. But before I accept, might I ask what the conditions are and the reason as to why you want to duel me?

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He responds, “You may have returned my moneyssssssss but you need to return my honorsssssss! I sssssssstill hear ssssssssnickerssssss from my ssssssssserventsssssssss. Ssssssssso, we are going to to have a duel…of inssssssssultsssssss! Do you acccccccccccceptssssss?”

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Tsynne: A duel of…. insults?….. ponders a bit Is this duel a one on one? or can we help our friend?

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He says, “That would hardlysssss be a fair fightsssss. Besssssssidessssssss, this is between me and himssssssss.”

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Tsynne: shrugs fair enough whispers to Atlanta make him cry pats Atlanta on the back and begins to walk away shouts I gonna go grab a beer! Don’t without me! I’ll get ya if ya do! laughs

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Pyronin: Abruptly interrupts Reptile! what has the doc done to wrong you? I don’t doubt he has but why must this be settled in such a cowardly manner. A duel of insults!? if you should duel. A duel should be done blade to test the true skill where it counts. Besides, what good would you gain from dueling with the doc. I"m sure that this can be worked out. Unless…. you have something you wanna tell me Doctor…..

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Alice: walks up to the lizard Hey! scaleface! beat it before I must beat you to a bloody pulp! I already have to deal with this clown’s antics enough and you are just egging him on

Oz: Alice now that isn’t nice… why don’t you stop and let the two end the meaningless squabble themselves. Its none of our business anyway. We don’t know the doctor personally so what is the point. whispers to atlanta Lets see how you screw him up quietly chuckles evilly You better not lose I have some bets on you that I can’t lose.

Alice: Get back manservent! I already put up with this clown enough. If I have to listen to another one of his annoying comments or see him Bleep Aquia in the bushes again, I think I’m going to throw up!

Oz: Now why are you snooping on the the doc that isn’t very polite. Why are you snooping around?

Please interject into their convo where you see fit.

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Zaharl: I have to agree with Alice on this. I’d rather see their blood flying then listen to Atlanta. ‘Sides, I’ve been bored. I could use a soul to deliver to the Raven Queen. pulls out Scythe and twirls it around in the air glancing between the Doc and the Lizard So, which lucky soul gets to go on a journey today?

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WHERE DID ZAHARAARARARL COME FROM?

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WHERE DID ZAHARAARARARL COME FROM?

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The wild mage in the red cloak steps right up into Puronin’s face and says, “Why ssssssso sssssserioussssssssss?”

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Pyronin: Grabs The Lizard by the neck. I have no reason to kill you don’t give me one. Now state your business and why you need this duel

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The mage says, “The duel is not mine or yourssssss, nor issssssss it my honor or your honor at sssssssstakessssssss. My leige is the one demanding the duelsssssssssss, and he’ssssss challenging your friend the ssssssssssswindler. Sssssssso why not jusssssssst sssssssssit back and enjoy the showssssssssssss?”

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Atlanta: Woah, woah, woah! Take it easy everyone, let’s all take a breather…Now, I want to clear somethings before this duel. Turns to the King of Kobolds and whispers Would you give us a second please, (clenching his teeth in withheld anger about the group) I have some things to discuss with my colleagues.

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Tsynne: walks back with a mug of ale in hand. She is already a bit drunk. Looks like nothing’s happened yet… good. I wont have to kill anyone! chuckles

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Atlanta: Doc, practically steaming with anger, gathers the group behind the caravans to discuss what’s on his mind WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!?! You’re all unbelievable, I’m surprised that I’m still with all of you immature children! So, to clear things up for everyone, let me tell you what it is about all of your behavior that is angering me as such. First of all, let me fight my own battles! You guys don’t need to jump in everytime I’m in some sort of conflict, cause you’re not doing anyone any favors by doing so. So, Pyronin, would you kindly make a tactical withdraw from this duel? I know that you want to help, and I appreciate that, but this is something I need to do on my own. Oh, and the other thing…STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL LIFE!!! First of all, you’re all taking this way out of proportion. It’s not as if Aquea and I have fun at every single moment of the day, and we most certainly don’t do so anywhere near any of you…if we are to have our special time, then that is why we usually move my wagon a mile or two away from the caravan. So don’t overreact or make up things just because we are close and having fun together, or maybe because you are jealous of what we have. This also includes not interjecting your say about details of my personal life in any form of discussion, especially not to others that aren’t in our ragtag group. You don’t see me spouting personal information about all of you to everyone we meet, do I? Yes, I do have my secrets about all of your lives too, even those that aren’t so easily displayed and kept within. So from now on, let my fight my own battles and stay out of my personal life as well as Aquea’s. Oh, two other tiny, little details. First, your minds have been erased of any images of Aquea or I’s personal life due to the seal that you have all been standing on, and the other detail is that if you need Aquea or I, we’ll be within a mile of the caravan, so that you stay our of our privacy. Also, if you ever sneak up on our wagon uninvited, you won’t be happy with the bolt of magic you find in your skull. Thanks for listening, and sorry to those of you who didn’t need to hear that. As for the rest of you, you know who you are and what you should do.

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Atlanta: Walks back to the kobold, wearing a confident and relieved smile Alright, I accept you duel. Fire away when ready.

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Tsynne: stands there, slightly drunk and completely awe-struck by the Doc’s monologue. after a short time, she bursts into a drunk laugh Ha! Didn’t expect that! Downs the remainder of her ale in one, large gulp, tosses the mug to the ground, and give Doc the thumbs-up, winking. GIVE ’EM HELL, DOC!!!

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The King of Kobolds clears his throat and begins, “Ssssssso you’ve got a lady friendsssssss? You know they sssssssay opposssssssitessssssss attract, so I’m assssssssssssuming she’s young, intelligent and attractivessssssssss.”

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Alice: Shut up you stupid clown!!!! I will do what I want. Hisses like a cat I cannot stand your idiocy!

Oz: ….. Whispers to Doc I’m sorry I can’t stop her right now…. Don’t mess with her when she is like this… She is frightening.

Alice: Continues Ranting

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Pyronin: Doc as a solider, I cannot allow any of my comrades to get in over their head. I will let you take the reigns on this duel, but should anything turn even a little suspicious, I am getting involved you understand? I will not let my comrades come to harm while i’m around. That is the duty of a leader; to protect all of his comrades and subordinates. (no one here is a subordinate, its just Pyronin’s speech). I know you want to fight your own battles, and I find that admirable but going at things alone is the way to failure, Doc i’m not asking you as a commander to let us help you. I’m asking you as a friend.

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Note: Alice isn’t affected by your seal because she isn’t from any known plane. Pyronin and Oz are. Plus I think alice adds comedy with her rants

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Pyronin: *Slumps away and grumbles after Doc’s monologue; he sits down and puts is face in his palm, he appears to be deep in thought, and glares at alice and oz. (it is known pyronin dislikes alice and oz)

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Tsynne: drunk, she stummbles over to Pyronin to comfort him Hey! Relax a little, Fire Boy! Don’t worry! They’re just gonna cuss each other out until one gives in! It’s not like they’re gonna kill each other! Tsynne falls over, still talking to Pyronin ‘Sides! If he was in any danger of getting hurt, all these Kobolds would end up deader then the ants beneath your boots! Don’t worry!

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Atlanta: Come now, could you do any better than that? Well, I suppose not since those that would measure up to meet your face would drool more and bark even louder.

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who is atlanta talking to?

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Probably the KOK.

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OOC: Wow, Andrew, did you miss what this duel is even about? Yes, he’s talking to the KOK since it is a duel of insults they are having.

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Ombre: Had left long before the Doc’s monologue, and was making sure that there wasn’t any other kobold… mischief going on around the outskirts of the camp… the far outskirts. Genearlly she did her best to steer clear of the Doc’s wagon, but she had a feeling that the kobolds might try something if they didn’t have their way.

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The KoK: You know I’d like to ssssssssssssee thingsssssssss from your point of veiwssssssssssss, but my tail keepssssssssss me from ssssssssssticking my head that far up my assssssssssssssssss.

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